Thursday, October 7, 2010

Social Skills Tip of the Day

When a police officer asks you to do something, just do it.  He has a gun and other various devices that can hurt you, or worse, make you pee your pants in public.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Social Skills Tip of The Day

Fair does NOT mean that everyone gets the same thing.  Fair is when everyone gets what they need,  Not everyone needs the 57in television with the kung-fu grip.  Except my husband.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Social Skills Tip of the Day

When you are somewhere such as a long meeting, it is not a good idea to roll your eyes and say, "Great God Almighty! Is this EVER going to END?"  No matter how long you've been sitting there.  It is also not a good idea to fake a seizure to get out of that same meeting, either.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Social Skills Tip of the Day

When you are talking to someone and suddenly notice that they have a large hairy mole on their neck or some other oddity in the facial area, do NOT stare at it, or comment on it, or crack jokes about it, no matter how badly you want to do this. The other person will not be happy about your attention to their flaws, even if you are a plastic surgeon

Sunday, October 3, 2010

If you are over the age of three....

If you are over three years of age and in the stall of a public bathroom, it is not considered polite to begin singing loudly to cover up the sounds of "going". Not even if you're singing Frank Sinatra.