Friday, October 21, 2011

Social Skills Tip of the Day!

If you are talking on the phone, and someone approaches and stands in front of you like they are waiting for something, that means they are waiting for YOU to hang up the phone so they can talk to you.

So hang up the dang phone! 

Monday, October 17, 2011

Social Skills Tip of the Day!

If you are a young mother, and you encounter an older mother such as myself, do not loudly make fun of my shoes. I was in a hurry and grabbed two different shoes. Real moms do that.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Social Skills Tip of the Day!

If you are staying in a hotel that serves a free breakfast, do not show up in the lobby wearing your jammies. This will horrify the other patrons, and may ruin some appetites. Especially if your pajamas of choice are boxers.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Social Skills Tip of the Day!

If your girl friend is in a bad mood, do not, under ANY circumstances, mention PMS. Just Don't.  Unless she brings it up first.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Social Skills Tip of the Day!

Just because the policeman is polite does not mean that he has a sense of humor. Do not ask to play with his nightstick.

Monday, September 5, 2011

Social Skills Tip of the Day!

Just because you saw it on your dad's old "Girls Gone Wild" dvd, does NOT mean that it is okay to lift up your shirt and flash your headlights in public. 

Social Skills Tip of the Day!

If you approach someone and start talking, but they seem to be ignoring you, do not reach over and grab their chin so they look at you.  This will lead to a punch in the face.