Social Skills Tip of the Day!

If you are trying to be helpful, but you are using sarcasm to do this, you are going to get punched in the face.

Social Skills Tip of the Day!

Nobody wants to see the stuff that comes out of your nose.  If you happen to pick your nose, do so privately while in the bathroom, not at the table during lunch.

Social Skills Tip of the Day

When someone tells you to "Piss off," they don't mean that literally.  Really.

Social Skills Tip of the Day

There is NEVER a good reason to pull on or otherwise "fix" your underpants in public, even if someone just gave you a wedgie.

Social Skills Tip of The Day!

When someone says something that you KNOW to be incorrect or inaccurate, it is impolite to interrupt them and tell them. Wait until they have finished speaking before calling them an idiot and pointing out their mistake.

Social Skills Tip of the Day

When a police officer asks you to do something, just do it.  He has a gun and other various devices that can hurt you, or worse, make you pee your pants in public.

Social Skills Tip of The Day

Fair does NOT mean that everyone gets the same thing.  Fair is when everyone gets what they need,  Not everyone needs the 57in television with the kung-fu grip.  Except my husband.