Social Skills Tip of the Day!

If you are staying in a hotel that serves a free breakfast, do not show up in the lobby wearing your jammies. This will horrify the other patrons, and may ruin some appetites. Especially if your pajamas of choice are boxers.

Social Skills Tip of the Day!

If your girl friend is in a bad mood, do not, under ANY circumstances, mention PMS. Just Don't.  Unless she brings it up first.

Social Skills Tip of the Day!

Just because the policeman is polite does not mean that he has a sense of humor. Do not ask to play with his nightstick.

Social Skills Tip of the Day!

Just because you saw it on your dad's old "Girls Gone Wild" dvd, does NOT mean that it is okay to lift up your shirt and flash your headlights in public. 

Social Skills Tip of the Day!

If you approach someone and start talking, but they seem to be ignoring you, do not reach over and grab their chin so they look at you.  This will lead to a punch in the face.

Social Skills Tip of the Day!

If a small child approaches you , smiles sweetly, and then calls you a 'poopyhead', do not get upset.  Follow the "When in Rome" rule.  "Poopyhead" might be a term of endearment.